How to Build a Lava Moat (with xkcd)

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This lesson provides a whimsical yet informative guide on how to create a lava moat around your house, detailing the necessary steps and materials, such as melting rocks at extremely high temperatures and maintaining the lava’s glow with a heating system. It also discusses the significant costs associated with running a lava moat and explores various energy sources, including solar, coal, nuclear, and geothermal power, for maintaining the fiery feature. For those interested in more practical advice and entertaining insights, the lesson references the book “How To” by Randall Munroe.

How to Build a Lava Moat: A Fun and Fiery Guide

Ever thought about having a lava moat around your house? While it might sound like something out of a fantasy novel, creating a lava moat is surprisingly straightforward—at least in theory. The main ingredients are simple: rocks and a lot of heat. Let’s dive into how you can make this fiery dream a reality!

Melting Rocks into Lava

To make lava, you’ll need to melt rocks at temperatures between 800 and 1200 degrees Celsius. This is much hotter than your kitchen oven, so you’ll need a gas or charcoal-powered forge or an electric furnace. While you might be tempted to use materials that melt at lower temperatures, like certain metals or glass, they won’t give you that bright, glowing lava effect. For the best results, we recommend using top-quality Keweenawan basalt from the upper Midwest.

Keeping Your Lava Moat Glowing

One of the challenges with a lava moat is maintaining its glow. Lava radiates heat and light, meaning it loses energy over time. To keep it glowing, you’ll need a built-in heating system. A ceramic crucible with high-temperature electric heating coils should do the trick. Additionally, a good layer of insulation is crucial to prevent heat from escaping into the ground.

The Cost of Running a Lava Moat

At the temperatures we’re dealing with, lava emits about 100 kilowatts of heat per square meter. This is equivalent to the energy of 1,000 100-watt light bulbs per square meter! With electricity costing around 10 cents per kilowatt-hour, each square meter of your lava moat will cost about $10 per hour to maintain. For a moat surrounding an area the size of a football field, this adds up to $60,000 per day!

Powering Your Lava Moat

If you don’t want to rely on external power sources, you have a few options. Solar panels are one possibility, but you’d need 2,000 square meters of panels for every square meter of lava moat. This isn’t very practical. Alternatively, you could build a commercial-scale power plant inside your moat. Coal and nuclear plants can generate enough energy for a 10-meter-wide moat around a 500-meter area, which is enough space for both the plant and your house.

Going Off-Grid with Geothermal Power

The best off-grid solution might be geothermal power, which harnesses the Earth’s internal heat. While you might not have access to a volcano, a well-placed geothermal plant can heat a modest-sized lava moat, perfect for a single-family home.

Learn More About Lava Moats

If you’re curious about the ideal width for your lava moat, how to cool your house surrounded by lava, or how to handle the fumes, you’ll want to check out the book “How To” by Randall Munroe. This video is based on the book, which is full of entertaining and over-the-top advice on everything from digging holes to catching drones. You can find more information on how to get a copy in the video description. A big thanks to Randall and “How To” for inspiring this guide!

  1. What aspects of building a lava moat did you find most intriguing, and why?
  2. How does the concept of a lava moat challenge your understanding of practical home security measures?
  3. Reflect on the environmental and ethical implications of maintaining a lava moat. What are your thoughts?
  4. What are some potential safety concerns you foresee with having a lava moat, and how might they be addressed?
  5. How does the cost of running a lava moat compare to other home improvement projects you are familiar with?
  6. In what ways could the idea of a lava moat be adapted for more practical or sustainable applications?
  7. What did you learn about energy consumption and alternative power sources from the article?
  8. How does the article inspire you to think creatively about unconventional home projects?
  1. Research Project: The Science of Lava

    Research the geological processes that create natural lava and compare them to the methods described in the article for creating a lava moat. Present your findings in a short report, highlighting the similarities and differences.

  2. Cost Analysis Exercise

    Calculate the total cost of maintaining a lava moat for a week, given the energy requirements and costs mentioned in the article. Consider different scenarios, such as varying the size of the moat or using alternative energy sources, and present your analysis in a spreadsheet.

  3. Design Challenge: Sustainable Energy Solutions

    Design a sustainable energy solution to power a lava moat. Consider using renewable energy sources such as solar or geothermal power. Create a presentation to explain your design, including diagrams and a feasibility analysis.

  4. Creative Writing: A Day in the Life with a Lava Moat

    Write a short story from the perspective of someone living in a house surrounded by a lava moat. Describe the daily challenges and benefits, incorporating scientific concepts from the article to make your story realistic and engaging.

  5. Debate: The Practicality of Lava Moats

    Participate in a class debate on the practicality and safety of having a lava moat. Use evidence from the article and additional research to support your arguments. Consider environmental, economic, and safety perspectives.

LavaMolten rock expelled by a volcano during an eruption. – The intense heat of the lava can melt everything in its path, demonstrating the raw power of geothermal energy.

RocksSolid mineral material forming part of the surface of the earth and other similar planets. – When conducting a DIY project on building a garden path, selecting the right type of rocks is crucial for durability and aesthetics.

HeatA form of energy associated with the movement of atoms and molecules in any material. – In physics, heat is often transferred from a hotter object to a cooler one, as seen when a metal rod is heated at one end.

GlowingEmitting light as a result of being heated. – The metal began glowing red as it reached a high temperature, indicating it was ready to be shaped in the forge.

InsulationA material or substance used to prevent the transfer of heat, electricity, or sound. – Proper insulation in a home can significantly reduce energy consumption by maintaining a stable indoor temperature.

EnergyThe capacity to do work or produce change, often measured in joules or calories. – Understanding the conservation of energy is fundamental in physics, as it explains how energy is transferred and transformed.

GeothermalRelating to or produced by the internal heat of the earth. – Geothermal power plants harness the earth’s internal heat to generate electricity, providing a sustainable energy source.

PowerThe rate at which work is done or energy is transferred, often measured in watts. – The power output of a solar panel depends on the intensity of sunlight and the panel’s efficiency.

TemperatureA measure of the average kinetic energy of the particles in a system, indicating how hot or cold the system is. – In a DIY project involving chemical reactions, monitoring the temperature is crucial to ensure safety and effectiveness.

ElectricityA form of energy resulting from the existence of charged particles, such as electrons or protons. – DIY enthusiasts often work with electricity when installing new lighting fixtures, emphasizing the importance of understanding electrical circuits.

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