Russian author Vladimir Nabokov once said, “Life is a great surprise.” He added, “I do not see why death should not be a greater one.” For some people, death is not just a surprise but can be shocking, silly, ironic, and even amusing. Welcome to Nutty History! Today, we’re exploring some of the most unexpected, bizarre, and absurd deaths recorded in human history.
When Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” became popular in the late 16th century, it inspired many young people who sought forbidden love. In 1667, James Betts, a young student, fell in love with Elizabeth Spencer, the daughter of John Spencer, the master of Corpus Christi College in Cambridge. One day, while they were having tea, Elizabeth’s father came home unexpectedly. In a panic, Elizabeth hid James in a closet that could only be opened from the outside. She got so busy with her father that she forgot about James. Sadly, by the time she remembered, James had suffocated. Overcome with grief, Elizabeth also passed away.
During the 19th century, the Industrial Revolution led to many factories and mills in England, which increased the rodent population. In 1875, a young woman screamed when a mouse ran across her workstation. A brave man tried to catch the mouse to impress her, but it ran up his sleeve, causing him to panic. The mouse then accidentally ended up in his mouth, causing severe injuries that led to his death.
In November 1135, King Henry I of England enjoyed a feast of lampreys, a type of fish he loved. Despite his doctor’s warnings, he ate too much and became ill. Known for being active and healthy, his sudden sickness surprised everyone. Unfortunately, he did not survive the night.
In the 17th century, music composers used large staffs to keep time during performances. Jean-Baptiste Lully, a composer for King Louis XIV, accidentally struck his foot with his staff. What seemed like a minor injury turned serious when gangrene set in. Lully refused amputation, saying he would rather die than live without dancing. Sadly, he passed away in Paris.
Hans Steininger, the mayor of a Bavarian town, was famous for his four-foot-long beard, which he kept in a special purse. In 1567, during a fire, he tripped over his beard while escaping his home, leading to a fatal accident.
In the 19th century, Sam Wardell, a lamp lighter in New York, invented a device to wake himself up by dropping rocks from a shelf. One night, he forgot to move his bed, and when the alarm went off, the rocks fell on him, causing his death.
Thomas Otway, a once-famous playwright, fell on hard times and begged for food. A fan recognized him and gave him money to buy bread. Tragically, he choked on his first bite.
Milo of Croton, a legendary ancient Greek wrestler, boasted he could split a tree stump with his hands. His hands got stuck, and before help arrived, wild animals attacked him.
John Cummings, a sailor, was fascinated by knife swallowers and tried it himself. Although he succeeded, swallowing too many knives caused fatal injuries.
Brutus, known for betraying Julius Caesar, had a devoted wife named Portia. When she heard of Brutus’s death, she was so heartbroken that she swallowed hot coals, leading to her demise.
Ragnar Lothbrok, a legendary Viking king, was captured and thrown into a snake pit by King Aelle of Northumbria, where he met his end.
King Edmund Ironside is remembered for his short reign and tragic death, allegedly caused by an agent hiding in a cesspit and shooting him with an arrow.
Henry IV, the Holy Roman Emperor, met a grim fate when the floor of a citadel collapsed under the weight of nobles, plunging them into a cesspit.
George Plantagenet, the Duke of Clarence, chose to drown in a barrel of wine as punishment for treason, a rather unique way to meet his end.
John Kendrick, a naval hero during the American Revolution, was killed by a cannonball while having breakfast, a tragic and ironic accident.
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Write a fictional diary entry from the perspective of one of the individuals who experienced a bizarre death. Describe their thoughts and feelings leading up to the event. This activity will help you empathize with historical figures and practice creative writing skills.
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Russian author Vladimir Nabokov once said, “Life is a great surprise.” He added, “I do not see why death should not be a greater one.” For some people, death is not just a surprise but carries shock value, silliness, irony, and even amusement. Welcome to Nutty History! Today, we’re looking back at some of the most unexpected, bizarre, and absurd deaths recorded in human history.
Not the closet! When Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” hit theaters at the end of the 16th century, it surely inspired many teens and young adults who sought forbidden love. However, we can’t say for certain that was the plan for James Betts and Elizabeth Spencer in 1667. Elizabeth’s father, John Spencer, was the master of Corpus Christi College in Cambridge, and James Betts was a young undergraduate who fell in love with the master’s daughter.
One afternoon, while enjoying tea, Elizabeth’s father unexpectedly returned home. In a panic, Elizabeth shoved James into a closet, which unfortunately only opened from the outside. She became so busy tending to her father that she forgot about him for a few hours. By the time she returned, James had passed away from asphyxiation. In a tragic turn of events, Elizabeth succumbed to her grief as well.
In the 19th century, during the Industrial Revolution, factories and mills were rampant in England, leading to an increase in rodent populations. In 1875, a young woman was traumatized when a mouse scurried across her workstation. Her screams caught the attention of a gallant man who wanted to impress her. He jumped into action to catch the mouse, but it escaped into his sleeve, causing him to scream in panic. The mouse, frightened, dashed into a dark hole—unfortunately, that hole was the man’s mouth. In its desperation to escape, the mouse caused severe internal injuries, leading to the man’s untimely death.
In late November of 1135, King Henry I of England was enjoying a feast of lampreys, a type of fish he loved. Ignoring his doctor’s advice, he indulged to the point of feeling ill. His sudden sickness and fever surprised his courtiers, as he was known to be athletic and spry for his age. Sadly, he did not survive the night after his last meal.
In the 17th century, music composers carried around large staffs to keep time during performances. Jean-Baptiste Lully was one such composer who performed for King Louis XIV. One night, he accidentally struck his foot with his heavy staff. While this would typically be a minor injury, gangrene set in, and when doctors suggested amputation, Lully refused, stating he would rather die than live without the ability to dance. Tragically, he passed away in Paris.
Hans Steininger, the mayor of a Bavarian town, was known for his impressive four-foot-long beard, which he carried in a special purse. One night in 1567, during a fire, he ran out of his home but stumbled over his beard in the dark, leading to a fatal accident.
In the 19th century, Sam Wardell, a lamp lighter in New York, created a contraption to wake himself up by causing rocks to fall off a shelf. However, one night, he forgot to move his bed before falling asleep, and when the alarm went off, his invention crushed him.
Thomas Otway, a once-famous dramatist, fell on hard times and was driven to beg for food. Recognized by a fan, he was offered a guinea and rushed to buy bread but tragically choked on his first bite.
Milo of Croton, a legendary ancient Greek wrestler, met his end when he boasted he could split a stump with his bare hands. His hands got stuck, and before help arrived, he was attacked by wild animals.
John Cummings, a sailor, was so impressed by knife swallowers that he attempted the act himself. He succeeded but eventually suffered fatal internal injuries from swallowing too many knives.
Brutus, known for betraying Julius Caesar, had a devoted wife named Portia. Upon hearing of Brutus’s death, she was so grief-stricken that she swallowed hot coals, leading to her demise.
Ragnar Lothbrok, a legendary Viking king, was captured and thrown into a snake pit by King Aelle of Northumbria, where he met his end.
King Edmund Ironside is remembered for his short reign and tragic death, allegedly caused by an agent hiding in a cesspit and shooting him with an arrow.
Henry IV, the Holy Roman Emperor, met a grim fate when the floor of a citadel collapsed under the weight of nobles, plunging them into a cesspit.
George Plantagenet, the Duke of Clarence, chose to drown in a barrel of wine as punishment for treason, a rather unique way to meet his end.
John Kendrick, a naval hero during the American Revolution, was killed by a cannonball while having breakfast, a tragic and ironic accident.
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History – The study of past events, particularly in human affairs. – Example sentence: In history class, we learned about the ancient civilizations of Egypt and Mesopotamia.
Literature – Written works, especially those considered of superior or lasting artistic merit. – Example sentence: Shakespeare’s plays are considered some of the greatest works in English literature.
Death – The end of life; the cessation of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. – Example sentence: The death of Julius Caesar marked a significant turning point in Roman history.
Bizarre – Very strange or unusual, especially so as to cause interest or amusement. – Example sentence: The bizarre plot twist in the novel left the readers both shocked and intrigued.
Tragedy – A dramatic composition, often in verse, dealing with a serious or somber theme, typically involving a great person destined to experience downfall or destruction. – Example sentence: The tragedy of Romeo and Juliet is a timeless story of love and loss.
Accident – An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury. – Example sentence: The Great Fire of London in 1666 was an accident that changed the city’s history forever.
Playwright – A person who writes plays. – Example sentence: William Shakespeare is perhaps the most famous playwright in the history of English literature.
King – A male monarch of a major territorial unit, especially one whose position is hereditary and who rules for life. – Example sentence: King Henry VIII is known for his six marriages and his role in the separation of the Church of England from the Roman Catholic Church.
Sailor – A person whose job it is to work as a member of the crew of a commercial or naval ship or boat. – Example sentence: The sailor navigated the treacherous seas during the Age of Exploration, discovering new lands.
Viking – Any of the Scandinavian seafaring pirates and traders who raided and settled in many parts of northwestern Europe in the 8th–11th centuries. – Example sentence: The Viking raids on England were a significant part of early medieval history.
