Have you ever thought about penguins wearing buckled hats? It sounds funny, right? That was one of the most memorable moments I had in San Diego. Speaking of penguins, I mentioned them again, calling them “Dilbert O’s.” It’s a bit like how burritos are linked to Thanksgiving games, which is kind of unexpected!
There was also a funny moment when I struggled with the teleprompter. It wasn’t working right, and I was standing too far to the left. It reminded me of a time when they made frozen burritos and hosted the largest crab feast ever!
Oh, and I saw something strange that made me head to South San Diego. It was early in the morning, around 9:20 AM, and I needed a do-over. Have you ever heard of Weemack Scottish Ale? It’s a type of brown ale, and it has a unique taste. Speaking of presidents, did you know that Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, and James Buchanan were all presidents? It’s interesting to think about!
I’m on a juice cleanse right now, which is funny because my friend Sarah always jokes that you shouldn’t tell anyone when you’re on one. But I think it’s amusing! There was even a trending topic on Twitter called #WaysKathyShouldEat. I found that pretty entertaining.
Have you ever been to a pork chop party? It’s not the best place for one, but it’s fun to imagine! I saw someone with impressive sideburns, and it made me think of a strange topic. Oh, and there’s this new drink called Weemack Scottish Ale that I should probably try holding onto.
Sometimes, I feel like a fortune teller or someone from South Carolina. It’s a bit of a joke, but it makes me laugh. At the Annapolis Rotary Crab Feast, I might have said something a bit dramatically. They didn’t pay me, but I might have cost them a bit of money!
Have you ever seen “Garfield without Garfield”? It’s a comic strip where Garfield is removed, and it’s one of my favorite things. I love making hashtag jokes, and there are big fans of Lincoln at Crash Course Mental Floss, where we talk about Weemack Scottish Ale.
Throwing things isn’t my strong suit, especially when it comes to a large talking pitcher of a drink. It’s a bit like the movie “Inception,” where things get a bit confusing. But sometimes, the first way of doing things is the best.
Did you know that Felix the Cat was the first-ever balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? It’s a fun fact from the history of Mental Floss. Felix the Cat is a classic character, and it’s cool to think about how he was part of such a big event.
Every week, I try to answer one of your amazing questions. It keeps things interesting and fun. But sometimes, I wonder why I can’t speak in the plural. It’s a mystery!
Imagine a comic strip where penguins wear buckled hats, similar to the “Garfield without Garfield” concept. Draw your own version of this comic strip, focusing on the humor and creativity of the idea. Share your comic with the class and explain why you chose certain elements.
Research the four presidents mentioned: Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, and James Buchanan. Create a timeline that includes key events during their presidencies. Present your timeline to the class and discuss any surprising facts you discovered.
Participate in a class debate about the pros and cons of juice cleanses. Prepare arguments for both sides and consider the humorous perspective mentioned in the article. After the debate, reflect on what you learned about health trends and their portrayal in media.
Research the history of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, focusing on Felix the Cat as the first balloon. Create a short presentation or poster that highlights the evolution of the parade and its cultural significance. Share your findings with the class.
Create your own humorous hashtag related to a topic from the article, such as #WaysKathyShouldEat. Write a short story or skit incorporating your hashtag and perform it for the class. Discuss how hashtags can be used to engage audiences and spread ideas.
Here’s a sanitized version of the provided YouTube transcript:
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I almost said penguins did not wear buckled hats, which is also true. That’s a fantastic look! That was my most memorable moment in San Diego so far. Did you know that I mentioned penguins again? They were, of course, called Dilbert O’s. Burritos are typically associated with the Thanksgiving games. Anyway, Schulz was involved in an accident with a grad student. I can’t read the teleprompter—sorry, it’s not your fault; it’s the teleprompter’s fault. I mean, it’s my fault for being too far to the left. They produced frozen burritos and are home to the largest crab feast.
Oh yeah, sorry, I saw something that doesn’t exist, and I had to go to South San Diego. Oh boy, it’s 9:20 in the morning—just what I needed! Let me do that again. Brown ale? Oh yep, it’s called Weemack Scottish Ale. Five presidents, including Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, and James Buchanan.
Hmm, right, that was only 400. It really does taste terrible, by the way. I’m on a juice cleanse. It’s funny; Sarah always says that when you’re on a juice cleanse, you shouldn’t tell anyone, but I think it’s hilarious. #WaysKathyShouldEat was a trending topic on Twitter. I apologize for that.
Oh, where is it? This is the worst possible place to have the stack chef pork chop party. Fun! Martin, look at those sideburns! Is that Stefan upstate? I’ll go with this strange topic. No, I could say the word “death.” That’s a new one called Weemack Scottish Ale. I guess I should probably hold that.
Wow, I can be both a fortune teller and a South Carolinian. Thanks, Jesus! Wow, at the Annapolis Rotary Crab Feast… Did I say that weird? I feel like I said it more dramatically. They didn’t pay me, but I have cost them a bit of money.
All the creator did was remove Garfield from the comic strips. Yes, that is one of my favorite things! Have you ever seen “Garfield without Garfield”? It’s a possible reference to something humorous. You’ve never heard of that? Really? I just like making hashtag jokes. Big Lincoln fans here at Crash Course Mental Floss called Weemack Scottish Ale.
Not a good throw! Stay on a large talking pitcher of the drink. I can’t do it, man! All right, nope. I believe that’s called inception. No, actually, the first way is better. That seemed like too much of a punchline. Sorry, I can’t.
In the history of Mental Floss, Felix the Cat became the first-ever Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. Was that too much of a pause? It’s a beautiful machine! Oh Mark, you’re so particular when it comes to noise. Felix the Cat was the first-ever Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon.
Every week, I endeavor to answer one of your mind-blowing questions. Why can’t I speak in the plural?
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Penguins – A group of flightless birds that live mostly in the Southern Hemisphere, especially in Antarctica. – Penguins are fascinating creatures that have adapted to survive in the cold climates of Antarctica.
History – The study of past events, particularly in human affairs. – In history class, we learned about the causes and effects of the American Revolution.
Presidents – The elected head of a republican state, especially in the United States. – George Washington was the first of the many presidents who have led the United States.
San Diego – A city in California known for its beaches, parks, and warm climate. – During our vacation, we visited San Diego and enjoyed the beautiful beaches and the famous zoo.
Thanksgiving – A national holiday in the United States celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November, commemorating a harvest festival celebrated by the Pilgrims in 1621. – Every Thanksgiving, our family gathers to share a meal and express gratitude for our blessings.
Ale – A type of beer brewed using a warm fermentation method, resulting in a sweet, full-bodied, and fruity taste. – In medieval history, ale was a common beverage consumed by people of all ages.
Crab – A marine crustacean with a broad, flat body, a small abdomen tucked under the thorax, and typically five pairs of legs, the first pair of which are modified as pincers. – The history of the Chesapeake Bay area includes the importance of crab fishing to the local economy.
Feast – A large meal, typically one in celebration of something. – The Pilgrims and Native Americans shared a feast that is often considered the first Thanksgiving celebration.
Cartoon – A simple drawing showing the features of its subjects in a humorously exaggerated way, especially a satirical one in a newspaper or magazine. – Political cartoons have been used throughout history to comment on events and leaders.
Parade – A public procession, especially one celebrating a special day or event and including marching bands and floats. – The annual Thanksgiving Day parade is a tradition that many families watch together.
